Home Run Derby

2nd Round - Current Matchup

2nd Round Results

FEATHER DIVISION
#5 Fredbird (St. Louis Cardinals) def #1 Pirate Parrot (Pittsburgh Pirates)
Fredbird 105 Parrot 90 - Our first #1 Seed goes down.

PRIMATE DIVISION
#6 Racing Presidents . (Wash. Nationals) def #2 Swinging Friar (SD Padres)
Presidents 278 Friar 93 - Hey, it was four guys against one

FURRIE DIVISION
#1 Philly Phanatic (Philadelphia Phillies) def #7 Southpaw (Chicago White Sox)
Phanatic 276 Southpaw 145 - Southpaw’s second life was really his second death.

1st Round Results 

PRIMATE DIVISION
#1 Mr Met (New York Mets) def #8 Homer the Brave (Atlanta Braves)
Mr. Met 2,631   Homer 118  -  Okay, now that was just unnecessary

#2 Swinging Friar (SD Padres) def #7 Jolly Roger (Pittsburgh Pirates)
Friar 152   Jolly Roger 58 - The Friar rogered the Pirate

#6 Racing Presidents (Wash Nationals) def #3 Bernie Brewer (Mil Brewers)
Presidents 49  Bernie 16 - Mt Rushmore landed on Bernie

#4 Rally Monkey (Anaheim Angels) def #5 Mr. Red (Cincinnati Reds)
Monkey 127  Mr. Red 29 - Behold the power of the Rally Monkey

FEATHER DIVISION
#1 The Parrot (Pittsburgh Pirates) def #8 Screech (Washington Nationals)
Parrot 122  Screech 18 - I’m not sure Nats fans even voted for Screech

#2 The Famous Chicken (SD Padres) def #7 Dandy (New York Yankees)
Chicken 42  Dandy 7 - This shouldn’t have been this close

#6 B.J. Birdy (Toronto Blue Jays) def #3 The Bird (Baltimore Orioles)
BJ Birdy 34  The Bird 17 - Torontonians love their old mascot

#5 Fredbird (St. Louis Cardinals) def #4 Ace (Toronto Blue Jays)
Fredbird 166  Ace 16 -      Torontonians hate their new mascot

MAMMAL DIVISION
#1 Mariner Moose (Seattle Mariners) def #8 Clutch and Scoop (Anaheim Angels)
Moose 25  Clutch/Scoop 8 - Just about the only way the M’s will beat the Halos

#2 Stomper (Oakland A’s) def #7 D. Baxter the Bobcat (Arizona DiamondBacks)
Stomper 78  D. Baxter 14 - The D-Backs should not have a cat mascot

#3 TC Bear (Minnesota Twins) def #6 Junction Jack (Houston Astros)
TC Bear 29  Junction Jack 4 - The Bear wiped his ass with the Rabbit

#4 Sluggerrr (KC Royals) def #5 Paws (Detroit Tigers)
Sluggerrr 101  Paws 48  - Lions beat Tigers every time

CRITTER DIVISION
#1 Racing Sausages (Milwaukee Brewers) def #8 Captain (Texas Rangers)
Sausages 21  Captain 5 - Horse Meat beat the Horse

#2 Crazy Crab (SF Giants) def #7 Dinger (Colorado Rockies)
Crab 240  Dinger 45 - The Crab is a dark horse in the Critter Division

#6 Billy the Marlin (Florida Marlins) def #3 Lou Seal (SF Giants)
Billy 36 Lou 9 - Don’t Seals eat Fish?  Not if you’re a mascot.

#5 Racing Pierogies (Pittsburgh Pirates) vs #4 Righty and Lefty (Boston Red Sox)
Pierogies 43  Giant Socks 19 - Sets up the racing food showdown in Rd 2

FURRIE DIVISION
#1 Phillie Phanatic (Phil. Phillies) def #8 Wally the Green Monster (Boston Red Sox)
Phanatic 44  Wally 14 - The Phanatic’s waiting for a suitable opponent

#2 Raymond (Tampa Bay Rays) def #7 Southpaw (Chicago White Sox)
Raymond 159  Southpaw 123 - The Chicago Voting Machine arrived a little late … but there’s new life for Southpaw

#6 Ribbie and Roobarb (Chicago White Sox) def #3 Youppi! (Montreal Expos)
Rib/Roob 102  Youppi! 61 - … but WSI saved the day against Les Expos

DEATH (as an option) defeated #4 Gapper (Cincinnati Reds) and #5 Slider (Cleveland Indians)
DEATH 9, Slider 8, Gapper 1 - Southpaw advances to the 2nd Round