Archive for May, 2008

Sports IllustratedSo Sports Illustrated went out put the Tampa Bay Rays on the cover … a cover which looks a lot like the front of a Comic Book.  There’s even a cameo by Bizarro Superman.

That’s just awesome cool … but it’s not the first time Baseball and Superheroes have crossed paths.  As much as Superheroes are the legends and myths of American Folklore, it makes sense that they’ve done crossovers with America’s Pasttime.  Superman, Batman, The Hulk, the X-Men, and Spider-Man have all played a little baseball in their day …

Let’s take a look …

Superman was just trying not to kill that kidSUPERMAN

In Action Comics #389, the big blue Boy Scout was on the cover taking a mighty swing …

only to be struck out by some kid with a goofy curveball.  

I call B.S. 

There is no way the Man of Steel doesn’t crush every freaking pitch thrown anywhere near the plate, unless the ball is made of Kryptonite and he’s playing inside a dome.  That kid is probably Mister Mxyzptlk or something.

I have no idea about the story inside, but I know that there’s a tribute to Babe Ruth in it.

Uhhh … where are the basepaths?

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Baseball Replay TelevisionI enjoy the human element to baseball. 

The decisions the manager has to make.  The mental showdown between a pitcher and a slugger.  Sending a runner from third against a left fielder with a cannon arm.  Unique ballpark dimensions and quirks. The double switch.  A strike zone that varies by umpire. 

It’s what makes baseball different from a lot of sports.

But there’s one element of baseball which should be cut and dried.  Whether a ball clears the fence or not.  And after three umpire screw-ups this week … it’s time for replay for Home Run calls. 

On Sunday … this Carlos Delgado bomb hit the foul pole at Yankee Stadium - that’s a Home Run.  But the umpires called it foul.

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We’re used to seeing MLB players get caught doing nasty things …

No Farting in the DugoutNot to mention that whole Greg Maddux farting thing a little while back … you know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player get caught farting.  

Until now.

Watch as the reigning American League Cy Young award winner, C.C. Sabathia, lets one rip in the Indians dugout … and then brags about it.

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Bill BelichokeThis update is a couple days late - sorry about that.

We have a new team atop the Home Run Derby contest leaderboard … as Belichoke (139 HR) jumped from 4th place to the top spot after a 35-HR week.  That’s the most HR in a week since $25 Down the Drain did it in week two of 2006.  The Joba Rules (135 HR) fell to second place but maintained a comfortable lead over Oaktags (127 HR). 

Second-best weeks went to Gluck Fu and Suck It with 29 HR.  Gluck and Suck moved up into 4th and 6th Place.  Worst week went to Blockheads and Ryan Express with 10 HR each.  Good news for our resident bottom-feeder Go Yanks! who had 17 HR this week -  that’s the same number of HR he tallied in the previous three weeks.

Alfonso SorianoStud of the week

Alfonso Soriano

Seven Home Runs.  And that was in six games (he failed to go long on Sunday).  Soriano catapulted Belichoke into the top spot and moved a number of the 13 teams who took him into contention.

Who’s Hot

  • Ryan Braun (6 HR) - Hey look!  One of Milwaukee’s big bats woke up.  And got PAID.
  • Lance Berkman (4 HR) - Was batting .399 after Sunday too.  Move over Chipper?
  • Adam Dunn (4 HR) - Dunn can’t wait to face the Indians again.  He batted .400 with 3 HR against them.

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Somewhere, Mitch Williams is smiling. 

Nearly fifteen years after the Phillies lost to the Blue Jays in the 1993 World Series … The Phillies extract a little revenge.

Jayson Werth hits three against the Jays

Earlier this year, Jayson Werth earned a Home Run of the Day with an Inside-the-park job at Colorado … I guess that wasn’t enough for Werth, who felt he had to lay a whuppin on the Blue Jays … all by himself.

And only one of those longballs was a solo shot.  Werth hit a 3-run jack and a Grand Slam in the second and third innings off Jays’ starter David Purcey, who practically grooved two balls right in Werth’s wheelhouse. 

Here’s Video of the Grand Slam and the Solo shot …

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Manny Ramirez High Fives a Fan … mid playBaseball fans of all allegiances flocked to Camden Yards on Wednesday hoping to see Manny Ramirez make history by hitting two home runs to reach the 500 home run milestone.

He did make history in one sense, but not in a manner anybody expected.  He did so by turning late Orioles PA Announcer Rex Barney’s famous saying “Give that fan a contract” into “Give that fan an assist.”

Manny turned what could be seen as the first 7-10-4-3 double play in baseball history in the bottom of the fourth inning by high-fiving a fan between making a running catch on a Kevin Millar fly ball and firing the ball into cut-off man Dustin Pedroia.  Pedroia then relayed the ball to first-baseman Kevin Youkilis to complete one of the funniest successful plays you will ever see.

I say “successful” because it’s hard to top Jose Canseco’s Zidane-esque home run helper with the Rangers, Jack Cust’s ‘03 home stretch stumble with the Orioles, or Ruben Rivera running the bases for the Giants like a squirrel crossing a busy street (unfortunately I couldn’t find a picture or video of the last play).

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That’s a hot JalapenoMay 4, 2008, St Louis, Missouri

Busch Stadium - the Cardinals of St. Louis host the Cubs of Chicago

Naturally, when these two rivals meet, their diametrically opposed fan-bases will compete in ludicrous displays of alcohol-fueled machismo to show whose fans and … by extension … whose TEAM is better.

What better throwdown than a Blindfolded Jalapeno-Eating contest between a Cub fan and a Cardinal fan?  A furious display of capsaicin ingestion will settle the score even before the rubber match on the field below.

You know this can’t end well for the Cub fan … let’s watch him get Punk’d. Cue the video …

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On Sunday, May 11, the Cincinnati Reds batted out of order in the ninth inning of a 8-3 loss to the New York Mets.

Backup catcher David Ross came to the plate to lead off the inning and lined out. But the batter in the No. 8 spot should have been outfielder Corey Patterson, with Ross hitting ninth after an earlier double switch.

Mets manager Willie Randolph came out to inform the umpiring crew of the mix-up. Patterson was charged with the out, which officially counts as a putout by the catcher, and Ross came up again. This time, he singled.

Good God.  Corey Patterson is finding new ways to make outs.  This time he didn’t even leave the stinking dugout. 

I thought of that one-liner myself, but Walkoff Walk beat me to publishing it.  Damn you, Iracane!  I’m stealing a picture for that.

Dusty Baker?  Clueless?  Nooooo …But what’s also funny is that Cincinnati Reds’ manager Dusty Baker, who took responsibility for not catching the mix-up, has a short memory when it comes to teams batting out of order in games …

Baker said his only other experience with a team batting out of order came when he was a player and he was the one who hit when he wasn’t supposed to. When he came up the second time, he hit a three-run homer.

I’ve learned never to believe Chris Berman’s geography lessons, Jon Miller’s recognition of players named Lee, or any recollection of baseball history that comes out the the mouth of Joe Morgan or Dusty Baker.

Because Dusty Baker has been involved in two games where a team batted out of order … in the past five years.  From The Baseball Blogger’s Gift from God that is Retrosheet

Sept 5, 2003 -

The Brewers’ Bill Hall started to bat out of order in the bottom of the second inning against the Cubs but did not complete the plate appearance. 

Hall was listed eighth in the batting order but came to the plate in the seventh spot the first time through the order. He took the first pitch for a ball before the mistake was rectified.  Keith Osik took his proper place at the plate, and despite being spotted ball one, struck out on five more pitches.  Hall then popped out to end the inning. 

I can see how Baker might have forgotten that - According to rule 6.07.a.1 there was no rules violation since the Brewers caught the error and corrected it before the end of the at-bat.

But Dusty should have remembered this one …

Dusty Baker gets thrown out by CB Bucknor after the Cubs batted out of order

April 16, 2004 -

In the top of the seventh inning, Cubs manager Dusty Baker intended to place two new players in the lineup with a double switch but failed to tell Umpire C.B. Bucknor.

When the Cubs batted in the bottom of the inning, shortstop Ramon Martinez came to the plate in the ninth spot in the order and doubled.  The Reds protested that the Cubs were batting out of order.  Pitcher Kent Mercker, the proper batter, was called out. Baker argued with the umpires but was told that the call stood. Yelling & screaming, he tossed his lineup card on the ground and was ejected by Bucknor.  Baker threw his hat, walked away and returned; he tossed his hat again, stomped to the dugout and kicked some items in the on deck circle before finally leaving the field.

Why doesn’t Dusty remember that one? 

Well, for one, he was the one who looked like a dumbass, even though the Cubs came back and won the game after he got thrown out.  Also, Baker’s son called him “Mad Dog” after the game because of his tantrum.

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Mark GraceArizona Diamondbacks TV Broadcaster Mark Grace had an illustrious 16 year career - 13 years with the Chicago Cubs (1988-2000) followed by 3 seasons with the Arizona Diamondbacks (2001-2003).

Grace compiled some great stats with the Cubs, where he led the Majors in hits and doubles during the 1990’s …

… but his nights in the Arizona Desert probably outshine his days in Cubbie Blue …

  • 2001 - Won a World Series with the D-Backs, sparking the series-winning rally in Game Seven
  • 2004 - Became the D-Backs’ TV Analyst and is signed through 2010
  • 2004 - Interviewed for the D-Backs manager position
  • 2008 - Named to the D-Backs Tenth Aniversary Team at First Base

Despite all that … I think Grace would jump at the chance to be part of the Cubs again. 

In the playoffs last season, before the Cubs and D-Backs met in the first round, Grace tried to butter both sides of his bread …

“My dad always taught me to never bite the hand that feeds you,” he said. “And right now I’m being fed by the Arizona Diamondbacks.  You always want the team you work for to move on, but if they are going to lose, you certainly want it to be the team you have the history with.

Not very gung-ho for the D-Backs there. 

And when the D-Backs travelled to Wrigley Field this past weekend, Grace came back to his old stomping grounds … on Friday, he made it clear that he still has some real warm feelings for the Cubs and their fans …

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