Home Run Derby

Dear Alyssa Milano:

This is not what real women wear to Dodger Games.

As I mentioned months ago, unless you’re consistently getting comped Club seats or are dating (read: boinking) the starting pitcher, you just don’t.

Because like I said … it’s going to get baptized by beer.

Speaking of Baptism by Beer … This is what REAL women wear to Dodger Games. 

Sometimes they even pour the beer themselves. 

Thank you to Lion in Oil …