Archive for the “Pitching” Category

Dewayne WiseLast week, White Sox lefthander Mark Buehrle pitched only the eighteenth Perfect Game in the history of Major League Baseball.  As is the case in every perfect game – he had a little help from his defense.

Particularly outfielder Dewayne Wise, who took away a Home Run with a laping catch in the top of the ninth to preserve the Shutout, the No-Hitter, and the Perfect Game and vault Buehrle’s name into conversations about whether he’ll be a Hall of Famer.

No doubt – a catch like that is deserving of a gift from the pitcher to his Perfect-Game-Saving fielder. 

A big gift. 

Well, here it is.  Buehrle gave Wise (and his other teammates) a bottle of Crown Royal XR  … with a personalized bag no less.

Buehrle-Wise Crown Royal XR

I like the idea.  A perfect game is Extra Rare, so why not a bottle of Extra Rare booze?

But I would think that Dewayne Wise deserved bigger than a bottle of Canadian Whisky that you can get for $136 on the intarwebs – seems a little bit cheap as recognition for being the saver of an event that happens once every 17,000 games to me. 

A $200 gift (I’m including the embroidery on the bag) seems cheap for such a contribution – especially considering Buehrle is in the midst of a $56 Million contract.  I was thinking Buehrle would at least get him a cool ride – like Buehrle’s giant Ford F-650 Dominator truck.

You know, the booze could explain the White Sox’ 1-5 record and .214 batting average since the Perfect Game.

 H/T:  MPS

Comments 7 Comments »

Yesterday, Johan Santana did his usual thing for the New York Mets.  He left the game with a lead.

And unlike last season, the Mets’ bullpen didn’t blow it.  Last year they blew at least six saves for Santana, who could have been 22-7 with those six saves.  There’s a reason the Mets went out and got Francisco Rodriguez and JJ Putz.

So you can imagine that Santana was in a good mood after the game.  So much so that he went through the dugout and gave every Mets teammate a handshake. 

A secret handshake that was personalized for each different player.  Fist pumps, chest bumps, hugs, forearm smashes, you name it.

Watch …

YouTube Preview Image

Sheesh.  I have trouble remembering what day of the week it is. 

That’s just cool.  I liked the one with Carlos Delgado.

H/T The Legend

Comments 2 Comments »

CC Sabathia could be wearing the NY on a regular basisThe “CC” in CC Sabathia used to stand for “Carsten Charles.”  Or maybe “Captain Cheeseburger.”

The New York Yankees want to change it to “Cha-Ching”

This past Friday, the New York Yankees offered CC Sabathia a six-year, $140 Million contract to anchor their starting rotation and help bring a World Series Championship the Playoffs back to the Bronx.   The offer is $40 million more than the five-year, $100 million offer he reportedly received from the Brewers to stay in Milwaukee.  And it would be the largest pitching contract in the history of Major League Baseball, besting the $137 million Johan Santana received from the New York Mets last offseason.

No other team is going to exceed (or even match) the Yankees contract offer.  The Brewers can’t do it.  Sabathia’s preferred home-state Dodgers and Angels won’t do it either.  They’ll be looking for a discount … and the Yankees’ monster offer might prevent the LA teams from even entering the bidding.  The Yankees have basically made this into a pissing match … and they drank the most beer before the contest started. 

But I think it would be a bad idea for Sabathia to sign with the Yankees … 

(more…)

Comments No Comments »

Tim Lincecum MLB 2K9First of all, a big congratulations goes out to 2008 National League Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum. 

Lincecum (18-5, 2.62 ERA, 265 K) was one of the few bright spots for the San Francisco Giants this season, who simply couldn’t score runs (a mere 3.95 R/G) and slogged to a 72-90 record.  

He was also one of the most cost-effective players in all of Major League Baseball – Lincecum finished 2nd in wins, 2nd in ERA, and 1st in Strikeouts in the National League.  That’s nice return on a guy who was paid *only* $405,000 this season.

As a result of his stellar season and bright future, Lincecum should be rewarded by the Giants. 
Immediately.

Why not give him his teammate Barry Zito’s contract?  Zito sure as hell didn’t do anything to deserve the $14.5 MILLION he was paid in 2008.  

We ragged on Barry Zito earlier this year when his Fathead poster went on clearance.  Let’s do it again.  Let’s compare their 2008 stats …

(more…)

Comments 2 Comments »

Sometimes the best trades are the ones you don’t make.  But don’t tell that to the New York Yankees.

Johan Santana would have been worth it

Back in December, the Yankees and the Boston Red Sox were each trying to negotiate a trade with the Minnesota Twins for pitcher Johan Santana.  At the time, Minnesota wanted two of the top three young players from either the Sox or Yanks.

For the Yankees, that basically meant CF Melky Cabrera and young pitchers Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy.  The Yanks seemed satisfied with their offer of Cabrera/Hughes and when the Tiwns wanted more …  the Yanks wouldn’t add Kennedy to the mix.  

Santana ended up being traded to the crosstown New York Mets.  

For the Mets, Santana is 11-7 with 20 Quality Starts in 26 games with a 2.75 ERA and a 1.13 WHIP for the NL East-leading Mets.  He should be 17-7, but the Mets’ bullpen has blown six saves for Santana (five coming in the ninth inning).

Considering that the Yankees haven’t tasted World Series Champagne since 2000 … they wouldn’t have gotten unfavorable results by not pulling the trigger … would they?  The Yankees must be getting good results from the trio of players they refused to deal to the Twins for a two-time AL Cy Young Award winner, right?  

Not as such …
(more…)

Comments 3 Comments »

Okay … I have no idea whether this is a set-up or publicity stunt …

Idiot at Cubs game douses random reporter

On Wednesday, 8/6/08, some online sports video site called Mouthpiece Sports was doing some interviews outside Wrigley Field.

Some blue-painted idiot decided to dump a Gatorade tub full of water on the head of a lovely blonde reporter who was interviewing people.

That young lady’s reaction makes me think that it she was not expecting it – she looks flabbergasted and at a complete loss for words (except for the “WTF” she mouths). Her sound guy seems pretty stunned too. Nice how her camera guy just keeps recording. Part of me still wonders if it was a setup. Gatorade tubs full of water don’t just sit at Clark and Addison.

The young lady has been identified as Molly Dapier. She was doing dome freelance work for Mouthpiece Sports and it’s not a publicity stunt. Deadspin confirmed all this for us (as I have a day job).

Watch out Erin Andrews … you might be next.

Hopefully there’s another video of that kid getting his ass thrown in jail. What the Hell is wrong with this new breed of Cub fans?

Who is the better mascot - Stomper or TC Bear?

  • Stomper (Oakland A's) (71%)
  • TC Bear (Minnesota Twins) (29%)

Total Votes: 139

Loading ... Loading ...

Be sure to check out Home Run Derby’s daily recap over at Yahoo’s Big League Stew

Comments 14 Comments »

Get your ass back here.

Texas Rangers’ relief pitcher C.J. Wilson is headed to the Disabled List and possibly the DFA list.  Supposedly for “bone spurs in his left elbow.”

Bullshit.  It’s because Wilson’s not effective as a pitcher (recently removed from the closer’s role) and even worse – he’s disrespectful towards his manager and his team.

Last night, Wilson entered the game in the top of the eighth inning with the Rangers holding a six-run lead over the visiting New York Yankees.

Wilson threw 22 pitches … and was not impressive.  He walked Bobby Abreu, hit Alex Rodriguez, struck out Xavier Nady, walked Robinson Cano, and then, with a 0-1 count, served up Richie Sexson’s 15th Career Grand Slam.

And then it got ugly. 

(more…)

Comments 4 Comments »

How bad are things for SF Giants’ pitcher Barry Zito?

  • He’s 4-12 this season with a 5.73 ERA and a 1.78 WHIP
  • He started the season 0-8 with a 6.25 ERA
  • Opponents are batting .305 against him with an .863 OPS
  • His record is even worse in San Fran – In 9 games he’s 1-8 with a 6.66 ERA and a 2.14 WHIP 
  • The Giants’ offense only supports Zito with 2.8 runs a game (only 2.4 at home)
  • The Giants are 5-13 in games he’s pitched this season.
  • Earning $14.5 Million this season, he’s got to be the most overpaid pitcher in MLB.

But aside from all that … Fathead is now selling his life sized wall decal at a bargain price. 

That’s right – usually Fatheads go for $99.95 – but you can get Barry Zito on your wall for a mere $19.95 – that’s 80% off the original price.

Barry Zito?  Why do Mom and Dad hate me so much?

That kid must be wondering what he did to make his parents hate him so much.

(more…)

Comments 6 Comments »

Jon Lieber of the Cubs

Jon Lieber’s not getting a lot of playing time this season with the Cubs … he’s only pitched 37.1 innings in 21 appearances (20 out of the bullpen for a 1.78 ERA and a 2-2 record – don’t ask about that one start). 

Because of that, there’s speculation that the 38 year old Lieber might call it quits if he can’t get a starting gig.

But that doesn’t mean he’s not getting some pitching in at Wrigley Field.  Check out this video of Lieber pitching to one of his sons (5-year old Justin Lieber) after a recent game.

Oh yeah – a warning … this is the same guy who recorded Joe Smith of the Mets swearing and heckling at some Cub fans … so get set for a lot of unnecessary commentary unlees you hit mute …

Yep.  Even five-year old lefthanded hitters can hit Lieber (for his career … lefties hit .310 against him while righties only hit .244).  Kid hit four balls out of twelve pitches that I counted – .333 average.

To Lieber’s credit, he’s putting balls right in Justin’s wheelhouse.  I think 7-year old Jared Lieber is shagging flies.

Jon might have a future as a Little League coach when his MLB career is over.  Because his kids might have a future in baseball.

Comments 1 Comment »

  • chocolatesistas workinglatinas licking pussies Big Tits Cream Pie Backroommilf Veronika Cumming Spanish Diosa blowjobninjas Viviane Melo Gay bear with huge cock Gus Avery Hairy asian bombshell Grey haired granny Mandy Mature Anal Sex Bait Bus Pretty Lena fucking hard Wrinkled grandma naked Eva Angelina huge tits and Asses milf soup sexy Dominican Mac Reynolds big bubble butt Latina granny milf lessons public invasion Sindy Lange Paige Paxton Bear Paul Morgan newbieblack squirting milfsoup bang bus Victoria Valentino fuck in the woods big cocks deep inside asshole chickie baby Kayla Paige Hairy pornstar doggie fuck Mature Golden Jade Hairy gay bears Chris Yeager Big Tits, Round Asses bangbros mrcameltoe Hairy blondie doggie fucked Liza Harper Tug Job Plump granny with big fat titties fucked real hard gothic chick milflessons milf soup Sultry grey haired GILF Chaz Carlton ass parade Violet Adamson babe granny pussy Preston Parker Petra from Prague Marquetta Jewel Xana Star Huge Tits assparade Michael Ashley Tugjobs Petite granny Chubby chick fucked Shy Love brandi belle hairy babe pussy licked assparade milfsoup blowjobninjas cock hungry facialfest Hunk bear sucking big dicks Valentina Lopez Sophie Dee Kasey Chase gorgeous nineteen bangbus Grandma stripping off Victoria Lawson Preston Parker Double Detention Penetration Veronica Starr gay bears lip locking Vanilla DeVille sweet pussy Lucas Rezende hairy pussy banged Sativa Rose brandibelle Horny grandma Puma Sweede Lea Stevenson hairy pussy licked Vanessa Onyx Vivian West Busty Milf Granny clit Vanessa Lynn Horny hairy asian chick Sergio Real Stacked granny Gay bear hardcore blowjob Catholic school girls Gay bear sucking and fucking Vivian Sanchez Cherry Lane bear engaging himself Reylando Costa Vanessa Lyn Naughty grandma pleasuring a younger guy granny sucking off Hairy older babe hairy pussy fuck Hairy ebony chick Naughty granny naked outdoors young big tits Esperanza Gomez Sexy GILF Chloe milf soup eva angelina Vanessa Lee Dangling Cock brandi belle Celeb Nudity Gabriel Trepador milfsoup pushing up daisies publicinvasion Hairy babe pounding pussy Victoria Sweet evanrivers Hairy teen masturbating Violet Raye Chubby babe tits sucked Gay bears Brett Williams Jessi Summers Gay bears hardcore lexia Sky Ren Adams Diana Prince fuck Amazing Tug Job fucking sac-religion Assparade Marcio Rosa sucks and fucks grannyultra fuck my mommy and me Vicky Ray Paul Carrigan milf anal fucked evanrivers Melody Ann Fuck Team Five Velvet Rose evan rivers facialfest Val Malone tight pussy Luissa Rosso Double Hand Job MILF Lesson pass latina lips sexy ass chick grandma fuck outdoors Vianey Cruz brandibelle Creepy Couch Critters fuckmymommyandme granny with a dildo Vannah Sterling GILF wet pussy sinfulcomics Jasmin from Budapest crazy ass fucking Monsters Of Cock grandma spreads her legs juiciest tatas Candace Cage juicy round ass bangpass bangbus Small perky tits pimpin Britney Blew hot girl in Budapest Ashlyn Rae celeb king hot sexy blond from Madrid Fuck team five Jayden Jaymes fucking