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On Wednesday, a Tyrannosaurus Rex invaded U.S. Cellular Field, home of the Chicago White Sox. 

A dinosaur tires to eat a White Sox

Somewhere, Crazy Carl Everett is spinning in his grave.  Oh wait, he’s not dead - but he might soon be after his head explodes.

Why?  Well, a few years back, the former Marlins-Mets-Astros-Red Sox-Rangers-White Sox-Expos-Mariners OF/DH said the following

“The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them … No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”

And Everett believes that Dinosaur bones were “made by man.”  Well, Carl … what IF you saw them?

Here’s video of Dinosaurs walking around at The Cell. 

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Sports IllustratedSo Sports Illustrated went out put the Tampa Bay Rays on the cover … a cover which looks a lot like the front of a Comic Book.  There’s even a cameo by Bizarro Superman.

That’s just awesome cool … but it’s not the first time Baseball and Superheroes have crossed paths.  As much as Superheroes are the legends and myths of American Folklore, it makes sense that they’ve done crossovers with America’s Pasttime.  Superman, Batman, The Hulk, the X-Men, and Spider-Man have all played a little baseball in their day …

Let’s take a look …

Superman was just trying not to kill that kidSUPERMAN

In Action Comics #389, the big blue Boy Scout was on the cover taking a mighty swing …

only to be struck out by some kid with a goofy curveball.  

I call B.S. 

There is no way the Man of Steel doesn’t crush every freaking pitch thrown anywhere near the plate, unless the ball is made of Kryptonite and he’s playing inside a dome.  That kid is probably Mister Mxyzptlk or something.

I have no idea about the story inside, but I know that there’s a tribute to Babe Ruth in it.

Uhhh … where are the basepaths?

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Manny Ramirez High Fives a Fan … mid playBaseball fans of all allegiances flocked to Camden Yards on Wednesday hoping to see Manny Ramirez make history by hitting two home runs to reach the 500 home run milestone.

He did make history in one sense, but not in a manner anybody expected.  He did so by turning late Orioles PA Announcer Rex Barney’s famous saying “Give that fan a contract” into “Give that fan an assist.”

Manny turned what could be seen as the first 7-10-4-3 double play in baseball history in the bottom of the fourth inning by high-fiving a fan between making a running catch on a Kevin Millar fly ball and firing the ball into cut-off man Dustin Pedroia.  Pedroia then relayed the ball to first-baseman Kevin Youkilis to complete one of the funniest successful plays you will ever see.

I say “successful” because it’s hard to top Jose Canseco’s Zidane-esque home run helper with the Rangers, Jack Cust’s ‘03 home stretch stumble with the Orioles, or Ruben Rivera running the bases for the Giants like a squirrel crossing a busy street (unfortunately I couldn’t find a picture or video of the last play).

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On Sunday, May 11, the Cincinnati Reds batted out of order in the ninth inning of a 8-3 loss to the New York Mets.

Backup catcher David Ross came to the plate to lead off the inning and lined out. But the batter in the No. 8 spot should have been outfielder Corey Patterson, with Ross hitting ninth after an earlier double switch.

Mets manager Willie Randolph came out to inform the umpiring crew of the mix-up. Patterson was charged with the out, which officially counts as a putout by the catcher, and Ross came up again. This time, he singled.

Good God.  Corey Patterson is finding new ways to make outs.  This time he didn’t even leave the stinking dugout. 

I thought of that one-liner myself, but Walkoff Walk beat me to publishing it.  Damn you, Iracane!  I’m stealing a picture for that.

Dusty Baker?  Clueless?  Nooooo …But what’s also funny is that Cincinnati Reds’ manager Dusty Baker, who took responsibility for not catching the mix-up, has a short memory when it comes to teams batting out of order in games …

Baker said his only other experience with a team batting out of order came when he was a player and he was the one who hit when he wasn’t supposed to. When he came up the second time, he hit a three-run homer.

I’ve learned never to believe Chris Berman’s geography lessons, Jon Miller’s recognition of players named Lee, or any recollection of baseball history that comes out the the mouth of Joe Morgan or Dusty Baker.

Because Dusty Baker has been involved in two games where a team batted out of order … in the past five years.  From The Baseball Blogger’s Gift from God that is Retrosheet

Sept 5, 2003 -

The Brewers’ Bill Hall started to bat out of order in the bottom of the second inning against the Cubs but did not complete the plate appearance. 

Hall was listed eighth in the batting order but came to the plate in the seventh spot the first time through the order. He took the first pitch for a ball before the mistake was rectified.  Keith Osik took his proper place at the plate, and despite being spotted ball one, struck out on five more pitches.  Hall then popped out to end the inning. 

I can see how Baker might have forgotten that - According to rule 6.07.a.1 there was no rules violation since the Brewers caught the error and corrected it before the end of the at-bat.

But Dusty should have remembered this one …

Dusty Baker gets thrown out by CB Bucknor after the Cubs batted out of order

April 16, 2004 -

In the top of the seventh inning, Cubs manager Dusty Baker intended to place two new players in the lineup with a double switch but failed to tell Umpire C.B. Bucknor.

When the Cubs batted in the bottom of the inning, shortstop Ramon Martinez came to the plate in the ninth spot in the order and doubled.  The Reds protested that the Cubs were batting out of order.  Pitcher Kent Mercker, the proper batter, was called out. Baker argued with the umpires but was told that the call stood. Yelling & screaming, he tossed his lineup card on the ground and was ejected by Bucknor.  Baker threw his hat, walked away and returned; he tossed his hat again, stomped to the dugout and kicked some items in the on deck circle before finally leaving the field.

Why doesn’t Dusty remember that one? 

Well, for one, he was the one who looked like a dumbass, even though the Cubs came back and won the game after he got thrown out.  Also, Baker’s son called him “Mad Dog” after the game because of his tantrum.

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Fenway Hawk in FlightThe Anaheim Angels have the Rally Monkey
The New York Yankees have the Rally Squirrel

The Boston Red Sox could have had the Rally Hawk

… until it went and attacked a middle school student on a Fenway Park tour on Thursday. 

Here’s a pic right after the attack.

Hawk Attacks Girl at Fenway Park

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Jacoby EllsburyBaseball is a game with a lot of downtime. 

For nearly half of the game, you hang out and wait for something to happen.   If you’re not in the starting lineup, you have even more free time.

  • You wait for your turn at bat.
  • You wait for someone to hit a ball towards you
  • You wait for the starting pitcher to get tired so you can come in from the bullpen

Spring Training, practice, and days off present even more opportunities to develop some really cool skills like … 

Watch as Red Sox CF prospect Jacoby Ellsbury demonstrates his mad ball-bouncing skills … 

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Lancaster BarnstormersI love Minor League Baseball …

You get to see washed up pros, creative hecklers, vicious bench clearing fights, smokin hot Mexican cheerleaders, and … oh, maybe some baseball, too.

There’s also a lot of players who will NEVER make it to the Show.

Let’s go to the Atlantic League (indepedent high-AA baseball) and see one of the worst pitching performances ever thrown in the history of baseball. I don’t think I’m exaggerating either.

July 2, 2007. Newly acquired Lance Odom is pitching for the Lancaster (Pa) Barnstormers against the Somerset Patriots. Bottom of the 12th inning. Game tied 6-6.

  • Odom hits the leadoff man, former Met 2B Danny Garcia.
  • Odom commits an error on a pickoff attempt; Garcia advances to second base.
  • Sacrifice bunt; Garcia advances to third base.

And with one out and a runner on third, the fun begins. Watch as Odom tries to intentionally walk the next two batters in order to load the bases …

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Ryan Zimmerman had a weird dayBaseball is the greatest sport. 

Why?

Because with 2,430 regular season games every year not to mention all those preseason games and the playoff games  … weird-ass crap happens all the time in baseball. 

For example …

And then there’s Ryan Zimmerman of the Washington Nationals. 

June 23, 2007 - Indians vs Nationals at RFK.  Top of the second inning, runner on first with two out.  Nats’ 3B Zimmerman gets set to field a two-hopper to end the inning … and an ordinary fielding opportunity turns into a clip on a blooper reel …

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So even after their 72-90 record last season (24 games back in the AL Central), the Chicago White Sox keep missing out on the big names this offseason …

  • Torii Hunter - signed with Angels - 5 Years / $90 MM
  • Andruw Jones - signed with LA Dodgers - 2 Years / $36 MM
  • Aaron Rowand - signed with SF Giants - 5 Years / $60 MM
  • Kosuke Fukudome - signed with Cubs - 4 Years / $48 MM
  • Miguel Cabrera - traded to Tigers for prospects

Either the White Sox are cheaper than other teams in their offers for these players or players no longer think the South Side of Chicago is an attractive place to play anymore.

White Sox GM Kenny WilliamsWhite Sox General Manager Kenny Williams has now expressed his frustrations

“If I ever leave this job or if I ever get fired,” Williams says, “I’m not coming back to the American League. I’m going to the National League. You’ve got a fighting chance over there.”

So with this in mind (and the White Sox fanbase growing edgy) you’d think that some disgruntled fan has already snatched up FireKennyWilliams.com to rant about the recent misfortunes of the Pale Hose.

Well, FireKennyWilliams.com has indeed been registered.  Someone with some foresight did it back on April 13, 2007. 
The owner, however, might surprise you. 

The owner of FireKennyWilliams.com is …

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