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The most annoying Chicago Cub fan/attention whore on the planet and self-anointed Cubbie mascot Ronnie “Woo Woo” Wickers is apparently a big fan of Barack Obama.

Ugh.

First the possible jink from the Cubs/Obama T-Shirt … and now this.

Here’s video of Ronnie Woo-Woo doing his thing before the Indiana primaries earlier this year.

I’m told that Ronnie Woo-Woo is wandering the streets of Chicago today (what else is new) in advance of the Obama rally in Grant Park.

UPDATE: we’ve obtained video of Woo-Woo in Grant Park. I think it’s the first video of Woo-Woo I’ve ever seen where he’s being quiet.

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All day while posting silly videos from the on-street celebration of the Phillies World Series Victory, I’ve been calling the fans “rioters” and “the celebration a “riot.”

I got a couple emails frompeople saying I shouldn’t say that. That it wasn’t a riot.

Well, there were some instances where the party almost turned ugly. Not including the guy who took the bottle to the head.

Here’s video taken from a helicopter camera showing a bunch of Phillies Fans (rioters) trying to knock over a KYW-TV Van … breaking a few windows in the process.

Fortunately, some of Philly’s Finest were on hand to break up the hooligans before they knocked the van over.

You stay classy, Philadelphia.

Cue commenters talking something about the 1% ruining it for the rest of the city or something.

So we’ve seen some video today of some idiot Phillies Fan dropping from the sky after getting totally noggined by a Vodka bottle.

Let’s stay with the celebration (riot), but let’s go with some less violent video … of a Philly Phan Phlashing the crowd (rioters) during the World Series celebration (riot) …

This fan shows a lot of skin. So be warned …

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During the World Series celebration (riot) in Philadelphia last night, some shirtless moron decided to make himself the center of attention by climbing up a traffic light on Broad Street.

And Philly fans (rioters) let him have it … with a bottle … to the head.
Fall down, go Boom.

The loud *CLINK* you hear is not edited.

Holy crap. That wasn’t a beer bottle either. That looked like one of those expensive vodka bottles.

Don’t people watch videos from the Preakness infield or stuff like that to know if you make yourself an open target … you’re gonna get your skull cracked?

And this was Philly. Guy should have known better.
Dumbass.

At least he can dream of the Bodypainted Phillies Fan (NSFW) while he’s in his coma. Or the Philly Phan who Phlashed the Crowd.

By the way, how damning is it of our society that the guy filming it is all geeked that he got it on tape?

Hat Tip: Busted Coverage, who says it was Grey Goose.

Update: We found video of some Phillies Fan falling out of a truck too …

Remember Sarah Spain? 

You know, the girl who tried to auction herself on eBay for a date to get free tickets to see the Chicago Bears in the 2007 Super Bowl?  And then wrote some Cub reporting stuff this spring for Babes Love Baseball and The Love of Sports?

Well, she and her chest are back again. 

This time with our friends over at Mouthpiece Sports - where she’s trying to what she can to help the Chicago Cubs break their centuries old drought …

By Fucking Steve Bartman - or so she and a reasonable facsimile claim …  (Sung to “F*cking Matt Damon by Sarah Silverman)
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