Barry Bonds’ Mistress has Man-Hands
Posted by: Richie Rich in Baseball Law, CWDTLB, Milestone Home Runs, Steroids
So the word from the NY Daily News is that Kimberly Bell – Barry Bonds’ mistress from 1994 to 2003 – is writing a tell-all book about her experience with Bonds … ranging from steroids, details of their relationship, and her testimony in the BALCO grand jury case two years ago …
And in an effort to promote that book, it will come out right around the time Bonds will be vying to break the all-time Home Run record.
Plus she’s apparently willing to do a nude pictorial for the highest bidder.
Now, as Bonds moves closer to breaking Hank Aaron’s home run record, the 37-year-old Bell is ready to spill more. The brunette stunner is also ready to give sports fans a look at the body that distracted Bonds from two of his wives.
Besides her hot physique, Bell is offering love notes from Bonds, phone messages and testimony she gave to the FBI in the BALCO steroids trafficking case.
Looking at the glamour shot above, I’d guess most male sports fans might be lining up for that pictorial. Until they see what she’s hiding behind her back …
Check out the mitts on Kimberly Bell.
Jillian from Seinfeld might have met her match.
Can they airbrush out hands?
Hat tip: A commenter over at Athletics Nation
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June 28th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Oh my goodness.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
They stick out like a sore…….wait.
Let me try this again. Those mitts are bigger than Doug Mirabelli’s…..
June 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
As Mickey Mantle once said, “I like a woman with small hands cause she makes my d*ck look bigger”
June 29th, 2007 at 8:08 am
That’s what you get for handling HGH without gloves.
June 29th, 2007 at 8:25 am
Barry Bonds likes a woman that can hold his head in her hands and give him a sweet kiss. Unfortunately, with his growing head size, he had to make some sacrifices.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
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October 5th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
that’s the best barry could do. she strikes me as one of those chicks that only looks good if everything is perfect: makeup, lighting, camera angle. etc. otherwise she’s ho-hum.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:25 am
I think she’s hot, and if I could afford a mistress, and my wife would let me have one, I’d be OK if she looked like that.
Heck I’d be OK with it if she looked half that good (and was half that age.) LOL