Now you might think that I’m saying that Roger Clemens is a chicken.
Why would you think that? Because he’s going to start his first 2007 game versus the Sox (the White ones) who are currently a game under .500 and not the other Sox (the Red ones) who have the best record in baseball … and some unfinished history with the Rocket?
Okay … so I am calling him a chicken … and here’s a clip which shows Roger Clemens’ history with chicken …
Who the heck knew Roger Clemens had a Chicken restuarant in the 90’s?
And don’t forget … in another case of “The Simpsons Did it Already” … Roger Clemens was hypnotized into thinking he was a chicken the night before that big rivalry softball game. And he couldn’t pitch.
I’m told this thing is supposed to be a “Celebriduck,” but it looks more like a Celebricluck to me.
CHICKEN
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