Home Run Derby

Kali Speta, my Homer Derby brothers (and a couple sisters)!! 

Time for the weekly dinging on all subjects baseball, derby, and anything else on my mind.  I’m doing a little late night blogging.  Too bad I still don’t live downtown, because a 2 AM run to Lincoln Park Gyros would be a fitting way to end this evening.  Oh well, I guess the picture will have to suffice.

Ding: As a White Sox fan, I have to say, I am really tired of Ozzie putting Rob Mackowiak and his .297 slugging percentage in the line up everyday.  Yes, he hit his 2nd dinger of the season on Wednesday.  Doesn’t matter, he still sucks.

Ding: Now to sound like a whiny White Sox Fan, Minnesota has to lead the league in crappy hits.  Broken bat single here, seeing eye grounder there, and they always seem to happen at home.  I will not miss the old roller dome when it is finally retired from the baseball rotation in a couple years.  My only fond memory of that place is Ditka on Rollerskates.

Ding: Speaking of Da Coach.  Seems like a good time to share my favorite picture of him.

Ding: Barry Bonds hit a homerun.  Whoopie-Doo.

Ding:  National Bingo night has now taken the title of World’s stupidest game show.  I find it amazing that no one has mentioned the show tacit racism (or xenophobia may be the better term) with the pakistani guy that shouts “No Bingo”!

Ding: Many thanks to Fred Couples for skipping this weeks Memorial Tournament.  Jackass.

Ding:  I have a good idea for Derek Jeter’s next girl friend. How about Miss Tampa Bay Devil Ray, Jenn Sterger.  Richie, couldn’t you find us a link that might be a little NSFW.  But that brings me to today’s featured Jeter girlfriend, the dream lover herself, Mariah Carey.  I was tempted to use picures of porn-star Mary Carey because it would be better content, but alas, she hasn’t dated Derek Jeter…At least not yet.

Late Ding: Looks like more content for A-Rod haters, with his shouting “mine” on an infield pop-out. Why is it that Toronto seems to have the baseball news mojo this year. At least he was seen with a hottie that is either a stripper, a hooker or his mistress. The NY post is now saying he has been seen with her in at least 5 cities.

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