Home Run Derby

 Kali Speta!  It is time for another edition of your favorite weekly feature, Gyros Thursday.  OK maybe its not your favorite, but it’s my favorite.  Where else can I blibber-blabber about all things baseball (and somethings not about baseball).  Time to break out the bell and get dinging.

Ding:  Boo Hoo.  Barry Bonds hasn’t hit a homerun since May 8th.  Maybe someone replaced his HGH injection with estrogen (ala the Longest Yard remake).

Ding: On the flip side, Justin Morneau, his BS MVP and his broken nose have hit 8 dingers since May 8th.  Hopefully he won’t disappear like last September.

Ding:  How about that Marla Hooch, What A Hitter.  I know what you are thinking. We want chicks that dig the long ball, not one that hits the long ball.  I figured we needed a chick sorbet to clear the pallet after the latest hotties on the site.  But hey, She’s got an eye like DiMaggio…and a chin like him as well.

Ding:  The over/under date for when the Komodos total HRs are half the the leader’s totals (hopefully the 300 spartans) is June 28. 

Ding:  Domo arigato, Shingo Takatsu, Domo…Domo…Thank you very much, Shingo Takatsu for sucking at the Derby like you do. Thank you…Thank you!!!

Ding:  After a two week hiatus, Let’s get back to the Derek Jeter ex-girlfriend club.  This week we feature the lovely Vanessa Minnillo, ex MTV host and current Entertainment Tonight Reporter.  Derek Jeter you are incredible.  If I ever meet you in person, I will stand on the table and say at the top of my lungs, “Oh Captain, My Captain”.

More Vanessa after the jump.  Yasso! I hope you all hit a homer today.

Here she is… Miss Teen USA 1998.

 

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