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May 23 2007

An Open Letter to Alyssa Milano

Posted by: Richie Rich in Alyssa Milano, Beer, CWDTLB, Drunken Fans

Dear Alyssa Milano:

This is not what real women wear to Dodger Games.

Alyssa Milano Dodgers Tank by TouchAlyssa Milano Dodgers Criss-Cross Tank by TouchAs I mentioned months ago, unless you’re consistently getting comped Club seats or are dating (read: boinking) the starting pitcher, you just don’t.

Because like I said … it’s going to get baptized by beer.

Speaking of Baptism by Beer … This is what REAL women wear to Dodger Games. 

Dodgers Fan Douses Herself in Beer

Sometimes they even pour the beer themselves. 

Thank you to Lion in Oil …

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2 Responses to “An Open Letter to Alyssa Milano”
  1. Devine Demolition Crew says:
    May 23rd, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Is she trying to take the Dodger’s Bullpen to their “Happy Place”?

  2. Nick the Greek says:
    May 23rd, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    2 Boobs…I mean balls, no strikes.

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