Bat Master - The Mick would approveAs we approach the season’s Quarter Pole, we find another new team atop the Home Run Derby Standings.  This week, it’s The Master-Batters.  I’m not sure there’s a more fitting team name in the wake of yesterday’s MLB proceedings - which was basically a bunch of guys wielding their pink lumber for some breasts. 

Behind Master-Batters (113 HR), Empire of Dirt (111 HR) and Triple Crown (106 HR) round out the leaderboard in front of 17 teams in a scrum.  Half of the Derby broke the 100-Home Run barrier this past week.  Master-Batters and Dialing 8 led week six with 20 HR.

Who says HGH doesn’t make a difference?  Human Growth Hitters and Hitting Genuine Homers are both in the Top Ten. 

The Komodos are still in last place - but by Thursday, Nick the Greek might have someone new to pick on … as Shingo Takatsu is in complete and total free fall with a mere 16 Home Runs the past two weeks combined.  Art imitates baseball. 

Ken Griffey Junior Handles the Pink LumberStud of the Week – Ken Griffey Jr. (3 HR) – The reports of Junior’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.  In the two weeks back from his stomach woes he has been playing dominating baseball - Batting .438, Slugging .833, On-Base .525, OPS of 1.359 with 6 Home Runs and a AB/HR Ratio of Eight (8).  Baseball is better when Ken Griffey Junior is playing well, don’t you think?

Hot Sluggers

  • Lance Berkman (3 HR) - went crazy this week.  It’s about time, fatty.

  • Adam Dunn (3 HR) - On pace for another 40+ HR season

  • Justin Morneau (3 HR) - Hey Bob - About that MVP …

  • Matt Holliday (3 HR) - Turned it on after a brief slump

  • Torii Hunter (2 HR) – 2 HR and 7 RBI last night alone.  Contract Year Torii?

Cold Sluggers

  • Adam LaRoche – Bleah.  I should have left him in Group E

  • Raul Ibanez – I told you last year had fluke written all over it

  • Grady Sizemore – The power’s been mostly off since the opening trip to US Cellular.  Heck his last HR didn’t even leave the yard.

BallHype: hype it up!

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