With all the video weirdness (fans being hit by flying vodak bottles, Mexican Midget Batboys, fat Orioles fans, and people breaking their hands while playing Wii Baseball) we’ve shown you here in over two years at Home Run Derby, somehow we’ve never shown you video of a couple of dumbasses trying to play baseball with a potato fired out of a potato cannon.
I’m happy to say that streak will end …
RIGHT NOW.
Here’s some idiot trying to hit a potato aimed in his general vicinity flying at … oh, say 45 meters per second.
Yes, you know how this is going to end.
Honestly, I’m not sure how that spud didn’t explode upon impact with that guy’s side. Then again, mayvbe that guy’s rib cage got mashed.
Just for fun, here’s another moron trying to hit a potato launched at him from an RPG some guy made in his garage. This is from a farther distance (you can barely see the target) but the spud still catches the batter in the leg.
How does the conversation go before this happens?
Cletus: Hey Jim Bob – Why don’t you try to hit this potato that I’ll pitch at you using my homemade rocket launcher?
Jim Bob: Well, shooot … let me get my bat. Right after I shotgun this beer.
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April 30th, 2009 at 3:18 am
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April 30th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Why do these people always have a southern accent?
Makes me embarrassed to be white.
No wonder our population continues to decline.
And what’s left…well, Idiocracy was a good documentary.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
That made my ovaries shrivel up.