Jersey of the Week – Brewers Playoffs Happy Ending shirt
Posted by: Richie Rich in Brewers, Jersey of the Week, Mascots, Sick and Wrong, T-ShirtsThis week’s Jersey of the Week comes to us from last October, when the Milwaukee Brewers were in the midst of their first playoff appearance in 26 seasons.
I wish I had seen this shirt when it was a bit more relevant … say last October … but it’s just awesome. It deserves to be recognized as a belated JotW.
Now, after finally making the playoffs after a 26 year postseason absence, Brewers fans were finally feeling some relief. So much so that some of them peed their pants.
But others … well … they were hoping for another kind of release for their Racing Sausage.

Looks like the Polish is about to get polished.
It kinda amazes me that no one’s done anything like this with Milwaukee’s Racing Sausages before. They’re kinda made for innuendo. If you’re unfamiliar with what a “Happy Ending” is … well, here.
Brewers Playoffs Happy Ending Shirt Rating:
- Cleverness: 10
- Originality: 10
- Understandability: 7
That shirt used to be available on the internet … but it’s hasta la bye-bye now. Something makes me wonder if the Brewers’ legal department had something to do with that.



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May 19th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I did see a T-shirt a few years back that read….”Welcome to Milwaukee….please don’t hit our wiener” It was right after the whole Pirates/hot dog thing!
May 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
yea Tim, I actually own one of those shirts, the phrase on them says?
“Don’t Whack Or Wiener!”
the sellers were stopped from selling them after just a few hours, wonder why? LOL!
July 6th, 2009 at 11:16 am
I actually designed the shirt. It’s for sale on eBay! Go Brewers!
July 6th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
the shirt is on ebay, search for “Brewers Adult Humor Shirt”
August 14th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Bought this shirt last year but cannot find it on Ebay. Help!
September 16th, 2009 at 8:48 am
If anyone would like to buy one, shoot me an email @ jjfulfer@hotmail.com
I have plenty left.