Did you ever notice that Baseball Players have great big rides?
Last Spring, we showed you Mark Buehrle’s big-ass Ford F-150 Dominator. The Spring before that, we saw Jon Lieber’s F-150 Super Truck.
This year we’ll head to the North Side of Chicago to check out Cubs’ Outfielder Alfonso Soriano’s tricked out Hummer H2.

Now, Soriano’s ride isn’t exactly a four-wheeled beast like the Ford F-150 SuperTruck, but it’s got it’s merits.
Especially the sound system, installed by Abt Electronics of Glenview, IL. Check this out.

Holy Crap, that is sweet. That ride has a better sound system than Wrigley Field.
Tip to Soriano – avoid driving through Rockford, IL with their loud car stereo laws. Then again, if Soriano can afford that system, he can afford paying the potential fines that come along with playing music on it.
What I really want to know is how Soriano gets away with having no Illinois license plate on the front of his car.

I think that moped is afraid for its life.
One last custom item - if Soriano ever encounters another blue H2 in the parking lot, he’ll always know which one is his.

Now that’s a hood ornament.
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March 24th, 2009 at 9:43 am
You gotta bet the AIG guys are wishing they could keep those bonuses so they, too, could get an entirely pretentious and useless ride as Soriano.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I’ve seen this monster rolling down Sheffield while waiting in the bleacher line. It has Florida plates, which is probably why there’s no plate in the front. The Cubs gas cap is the gaudiest part.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:31 am
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March 26th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Wow he’s even a selfish douchebag off the field. Maybe his Hummer has room for his astounding 7 lead off walks last season. He probably didn’t even get that!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:05 am
It’s not a damn moped. It’s a scooter.
May 4th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Nice…
June 19th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Yeah, but he still screwed my fantasy team!
August 10th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
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November 5th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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