Jersey of the Week: The Blue Jays Foam Finger Streaker
Posted by: Richie Rich in Blue Jays, Drunken Fans
It’s Jersey of the Week Time – where we award the most creative baseball fans for their choice of attire.
Last time, the JotW was a Bodypainted Female Phillies Fan (NSFW) – so you know fabric is optional for this award.
This week, let’s just say we’re going with a strategically placed Blue Jays Foam Finger.
Let’s go to Toronto, Ontario, Canada where some guy decided to streak during a game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Toronto Blue Jays (Sept 17, 2008) at the Rogers Center.
And when I say streak – I don’t mean run out there wearing clothes (which some people think is streaking) – This guy’s gonna go starkers.
Well, except for a foam finger …
This video is NSFW unless your workplace approves of bare bottomed guys jumping out of the stands at Skydome …
Prepare to see a Canadian moon …
Thank God that guy decided to cover his unmentionables.
Incidentally, this happened a few pitches before Alex Rios put the Blue Jays ahead of the Orioles with a Home Run.
Rios on the incident :
“It did (distract) for a little bit but I think it was funny. It got my spirits up,” Rios said. “I’ve seen two people naked. The other one was a few years ago. It was a little disturbing the first time.”
I’d say this time was a little disturbing too.
Blue Jays Foam Finger Streaker Rating
- Cleverness: 10
- Originality: 10
UnderstandabilityBalls: 10
No word if that was one of our friends over at Drunk Jays Fans
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November 7th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
There is a crap load of this on youtube from CFL games.
Interesting to see Canada has more powerfull Beer, no wars. They streak.
Maybe we need to let it all hang out more in the states.
Seriously though is it the cold and powerfull beer that causes so much streaking?
November 9th, 2008 at 10:07 am
This is decidedly less sexy than the Phillies jersey.
November 10th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Ha. I love it. I actually own the finger. One of the security guards was sitting right in front of me and took off after naked guy. After they tackled him to the ground and escorted him off the field (with the help of a towel) the guy came back with the foam finger and threw it to the ground of his little booth area (by first base). About an inning and a half passed and the guy was still going on about it. He was pissed; still huffing and puffing. I tapped him on the shoulder and asked if he was going to keep it. He said no and I asked for it. “You know it was covering his junk, right?” Yes. So he gave it to me. People kept asking me “is that from naked guy?” and giving me high fives. I bring it to every game now.
November 12th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I am actually that streaker, and believe it or not, our beer may have had a bit of an effect on the fact i did it, also if i could somehow get in contact with the guy that has this finger, it would be so sweet if i could find a way to get it back to me, you know, senitmental and what not….
February 17th, 2009 at 10:54 am
“I’ve seen two people naked. The other one was a few years ago. It was a little disturbing the first time.”
Apparently our Mr. Rios needs to get laid.