Fenway VendorSo you’d think a front row seat for Game Three of the 2008 ALCS at Fenway Park would be a good seat, right?

It’d be more fun if the Red Sox weren’t down 5-0 to those cocky Rays

Hey look – TBS’ Craig Sager will be doing a report right in front of you while wearing one of those eye-raping suits he wears.  But that’s still cool, you’re gonna have a close-up on national TV …

… but then a Fenway Park soda vendor comes and nearly drops his big honkin tray of refreshing ice cold Coca-Cola right on your head … and then drops a bottle of Coke right in your lap.

Sheesh.  Now the guy to the left of Sager gets his WTF? face plastered on National Television.

Good thing they sell soda in bottles now. Remember when they sold lukewarm flat soda in paper cups? That guy’s lap would have been drenched.

That vendor was gonna sell that Coke no matter what.  

Are all Fenway Vendors that clumsy and self-absorbed?

BallHype: hype it up!

6 Responses to “Fenway Park Soda Vendors are Jerks”
  1. Fenway Soda Vendors Not at the Top of Their Game « The Slanch Report says:

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  2. one guy says:

    I sold sodas. The guy made a mistake. Did you ask if he apologized?

  3. ubermensch says:

    OMG, that soda slinger is a JERK!! How could he accidently drop that bottle of pop? HE SHOULD BE FIRED!

  4. Yuuck says:

    I saw this and couldn’t help but cheer for the vendor who managed to send the wanker, err privileged Sox fan, into a near hissy fit. Its only too bad that the bottle wasn’t open, that would have been awesome.

  5. deadsanta says:

    wtf, video got pulled?!? For what reason? MLB or network copyrighting? Fenway/Red Sox complaint? Weak. Rehost it somewhere?

  6. Big says:

    I know that kid…

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