Sarah Spain is F*cking Steve Bartman
Posted by: Richie Rich in Attenion Whores, Bartman, CWDTLB, Cubs, Drunken Fans, Jinx, YouTube
Remember Sarah Spain?
You know, the girl who tried to auction herself on eBay for a date to get free tickets to see the Chicago Bears in the 2007 Super Bowl? And then wrote some Cub reporting stuff this spring for Babes Love Baseball and The Love of Sports?
Well, she and her chest are back again.
This time with our friends over at Mouthpiece Sports - where she’s trying to what she can to help the Chicago Cubs break their centuries old drought …
By Fucking Steve Bartman – or so she and a reasonable facsimile claim … (Sung to “F*cking Matt Damon by Sarah Silverman)
Did you catch that?
With a Goat
With a Cat
With the Cork from Sosa ’s Bat
She will F Anything
’til the Cubbies get a ring
That is some amazing songwriting right there.
This girl is sooo multitalented. Two things can qualify as “multi” … right?
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October 9th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
If you ever need the ultimate definition of “attention whore”, she’s your girl.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I can only think of two reasons to care about this chick, and it’s not her singing & songwriting skills.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Give the girl a break!! It was funny!! I Loved it. Their is no reason to personally attack people. I highly doubt you would have the stones to do it to her face. So don’t hide behind your screen and become a computer tuff guy. My mother told me that If you can’t say anything nice don’t open your fucking mouth. Great advise to all who love to make personal attacks instead of opinions of what she’s done.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I agree with Minny 100%. She is only good for hours of insane sex. I’m gonna do what I can to get some White Sox in her, if you knowatimean. I’ll F the cub outta her.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
This tranny look alike is not only pathetic but incredibly annoying. Put a bag over your head, Sarah and you may get more attention.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:16 am
I’d hit it.
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
who is steve bartman… LOL
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
oh, I remember that idiot… guess he cant be to dum… I caught the ball… LOL on a dead run… shocked the hell out of me… and I have not seen Sarah at my house…. I think she is just doing this for attention… maybe money…. her husband said honey go be a money whore…. But no touching…. LOL so she is doing it… maybe she is doing more… some guy signed t as sarahs husband…. yeah right…
December 18th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Fantastic post. I’m totally looking forward to reading more.