On Wednesday, a Tyrannosaurus Rex invaded U.S. Cellular Field, home of the Chicago White Sox. 

A dinosaur tires to eat a White Sox

Somewhere, Crazy Carl Everett is spinning in his grave.  Oh wait, he’s not dead – but he might soon be after his head explodes.

Why?  Well, a few years back, the former Marlins-Mets-Astros-Red Sox-Rangers-White Sox-Expos-Mariners OF/DH said the following

“The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them … No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”

And Everett believes that Dinosaur bones were “made by man.”  Well, Carl … what IF you saw them?

Here’s video of Dinosaurs walking around at The Cell. 

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Bite on that, Jurassic Carl.

Okay, so those weren’t real dinosaurs at U.S. Cellular Field – they’re part of the “Live” Walking with Dinosaurs show in Chicago for the next week (note to self – buy tickets for family).

I think Jim Thome is afraid of Dinosaurs … even puppet dinosaurs. 

The Dinosaur knows that Jim Thome has 500 Home Runs

I wonder if that Dinosaur knows that Jim Thome has 500 Home Runs.  Or that a Grand Slam is worth four runs to ESPN.

Mark Buehrle feeds the Dino
Mark Buehrle’s not afraid to feed the Dino (pic courtesy Chicago Tribune)

Dinosaur!! Run for your life!!

Check it out. That T-Rex is wearing blue jeans.

 

 

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2 Responses to “Dinosaurs invade the White Sox Game”
  1. chitownkaz says:

    I knew Griffey was old, but damn!

  2. Richie Rich says:

    I wish I had thought of that joke.

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