How bad are things for SF Giants’ pitcher Barry Zito?

  • He’s 4-12 this season with a 5.73 ERA and a 1.78 WHIP
  • He started the season 0-8 with a 6.25 ERA
  • Opponents are batting .305 against him with an .863 OPS
  • His record is even worse in San Fran – In 9 games he’s 1-8 with a 6.66 ERA and a 2.14 WHIP 
  • The Giants’ offense only supports Zito with 2.8 runs a game (only 2.4 at home)
  • The Giants are 5-13 in games he’s pitched this season.
  • Earning $14.5 Million this season, he’s got to be the most overpaid pitcher in MLB.

But aside from all that … Fathead is now selling his life sized wall decal at a bargain price. 

That’s right – usually Fatheads go for $99.95 – but you can get Barry Zito on your wall for a mere $19.95 – that’s 80% off the original price.

Barry Zito?  Why do Mom and Dad hate me so much?

That kid must be wondering what he did to make his parents hate him so much.

Personally, $19.95 is all one of those Fathead things should cost in the first place.  Zito’s Fathead poster is the only MLB Player Fathead (out of 24) which sells for less than its standard price. 

Fathead will probably tell you that they’re not selling enough Barry Zito fatheads or that their contract with Zito is expiring or something.  But I think it’s so they can unveil a new, more realistic Fathead of Barry Zito.

Realistic Barry Zito Fathead

There.  That’ll look good up on your wall, right?

BallHype: hype it up!

6 Responses to “Barry Zito’s Fathead poster is on clearance …”
  1. Hump Day Reading: Mustaches, Kittens, and Sex on the Beach | umpbump.com says:

    [...] Home Run Derby has noticed that Barry Zito’s Fathead poster is on clearance. A new low, indeed. At roughly 20 bucks a pop, Zito could now buy 900,000 of them this year. [...]

  2. Creston says:

    Classic. I bet the Giants wish they could get 80% off that contract…

  3. stoeten says:

    Amazing!!!!

  4. travis says:

    haha nice, i want one of those…….they should have zito pitch the home run derby

  5. SoxAddict says:

    I was going to buy a David Ortiz Fathead until I saw the pricetag. I figured that it was just so expensive because he has a really fat head then I saw the price for Dustin Pedroia’s was the same. What a rip..

    Back on topic, haha Zito sucks.

  6. Friday Linkage - 07/11/08 | Sox Addict - There's no 12-step program for this.. says:

    [...] Home Run Derby: Barry Zito’s Fathead poster is on clearance. You know you’ve hit the lowest of the lows when… [...]

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