Comments on: Steve Trachsel is the cause of Global Warming

By: IanM

IanM — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:20:50 +0000

Even in mid-summer, Japan gets dark around 7 in the evening. One version of why is that Japanese men don’t want to drink until after it gets dark. Early sunset means early sunrise, so the sky starts getting light around 3 in mid-summer. Two suggestions would greatly reduce electrical consumption for stadium lighting. Start the games around 3 a.m., or reset the clocks a couple of hours to make sundown later. (Japan refuses to go on daylight saving time.)

By: » Steve Trachsel Causing Global Warming » Mets Today

» Steve Trachsel Causing Global Warming » Mets Today — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:07:31 +0000

[...] off to Home Run Derby, who in response have identified Steve “The Human Rain Delay” Trachsel as public enemy [...]

By: alan

alan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:47:05 +0000

The latest news about climate change is so alarming (the right wing would say alarmist) as to make many people want to plant their aching heads in the sand. Some scientists using advanced computer models now argue that if we want to stop the Earth from warming, the amount of carbon we should be emitting is … none. None? As in, zero? As in, shutting down the global industrial economy? After all, global energy demand is expected to accelerate until at least 2020. Yet attempts even to slow the rate of increase of carbon emissions have paralyzed world politics for more than a decade.

By: laurence

laurence — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:04:17 +0000

Bring back Randy Jones! The former Padres ace was famous for wasting no time between pitches, once finished a game in 90 minutes. Of course he’s now losing his pollution credits at his Petco Park barbecue stand, which gives off hell’s own amount of smoke and also generates methane gas throughout the ballpark once his customers get to their seats.

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:51:20 +0000

I got an idea. Have the runners ride bicycles around the bases for home runs.

By: Gameday: Mets Vs Baltimore

Gameday: Mets Vs Baltimore — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:47:25 +0000

[...] Mets play the Baltimore Orioles tonight, and in a effort to prevent global warming, Trax will not pitch. Johan Santana will however, taking the mound for the Mets. He’s struck [...]

By: Gems From the Web: 3/20 | ChatterBalks

Gems From the Web: 3/20 | ChatterBalks — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:00:23 +0000

[...] Steve Trachsel may be the cause of global warming. Or the only Orioles pitcher that has ever been overrated. Or the root of all [...]

By: Zoner Sports » FINAL FOUR & MORE

Zoner Sports » FINAL FOUR & MORE — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:03:35 +0000

[...] Al Gore can rest easy. Homer Derby tells us that Steve Trachsel is the cause of global [...]