Chuck FinleyA lot of boys in America want to be baseball players when they grow up.

Is it the fame?
Is it the fortune?
Is it the women?
Is it the competition?

Or is it the fringe benefit of being able to grab your crotch in front of 40,000 people every day without suffering any consequences?

All of the above.  Let’s go around the majors and find some guys playing ball.

Jim Thome (then with the Indians) was caught swinging two bats in the on deck circle while wearing one of those terrible “turn ahead the clock” jerseys a while back.
Meanwhile, some member of the New York Mets holds his member.

Jim Thome handles a big batA Met grabs his crotch

Brandon Inge might not get much playing time in Detroit behind new Tiger 3B Miguel Cabrera – but now he’ll have lots of time to play with something else in the dugout.
And here’s a grab of the Cubbie Blue … balls. They’re probably pretty blue after 99 years.

Brandon Inge Crotch GrabChicago Cubs

Holy crap – Kyle Farnsworth of the Yankees is holding three balls out on the mound!!
Marco Scutaro (A’s) has forgotten to turn his head and cough.

Kyle Farnsworth has three balls down thereMarco Scutaro

Mark Teixeira and Jorge Posada got caught scrambling the huevos.

Mark TeixeiraJorge Posada

What’s really weird in baseball is that sometimes your own crotch isn’t good enough.
Jim Edmonds (#15 of the Cardinals) and Cesar Izturis (in the blue jacket) demonstrate on their teammates.

Hey you two - get a roomCesar Izturis and Aramis Ramirez

Crotch grabbing isn’t limited to baseball … or even America for that matter.
English soccer superstar David Beckham and Pakistani cricket player Inzamam-ul-Haq have their hands full, too.

David Beckham grabs his wankerCricket Crotch Grab

But slugger Alex Rodriguez is a serial crotch grabber. Here’s two instances of A-Rod playing ball while playing ball with the Texas Rangers.

A-Rod Crotch GrabAlex Rodriguez Crotch Grab

Is it any wonder he plays for a team called the Yankees?

Here’s a famous A-Rod grab while visiting with Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.

Alex Rodriguez and Ozzie Guillen share a tender moment

Guillen’s been around baseball long enough that it doesn’t even faze him.

Mind you, I have no idea what what would faze Ozzie Guillen – other than Jay Mariotti in his kitchen.

BallHype: hype it up!

14 Responses to “Major League Crotch Grabbers”
  1. RSC says:

    And sometimes you get to grab someone else’s crotch:

  2. Grant says:

    Two crotch grabbers from MLB’s past.

    First, Norm Charlton, who seemingly had to adjust himself 3 times before each pitch.
    What was he, a horse with special needs??

    Second, Jim Presley from the Seattle Mariners.
    My mom would giggle whenever he adjusted himself before each swing. The things you remember from the bad days of the Pepsi Junior Mariners.

  3. Matt says:

    The cricket player is Inzamam-ul-Haq, if you care.

  4. Richie Rich says:

    Thanks Matt!

    I added ul-Haq’s name in the post.

  5. TC says:

    Hey Richie…great crotch grabs! Can’t tell for sure, but it also looks like the catcher in the Chuck Finley pic may be making his own adjustment…either a wedgie or maybe missing the feel of a hot cup rubbing against his backside.

  6. Gerry says:

    Just doing what comes naturally! Maybe you just need a good feel before that ball is thrown. For some guys it may be the superstitious cross that you see some religious players do for good luck.

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