The Cards better watch their PujolsThe Cardinals have signed shortstop Cezar Izturis.  Albert Pujols and the Cardinals better watch their poo-holes. 

The Cardinals’ dugout is no longer safe for Albert Pujols and other Cardinal sluggers after they hit any game-winning home runs.  Why?  Because as we know - Izturis will have something really special waiting for them back in the dugout. 

Just like he did for Aramis Ramirez after a game-winning walk-off two-run Home Run on June 29, 2007 … when Izturis jammed his forearm into Ramirez’ taint.  Here’s the video.

The Cubs went on a ten-game Home Run drought following that little escapade, and Ramirez didn’t hit another Home Run until after Izturis was traded to the Pirates on July 19, 2007.

BallHype: hype it up!

One Response to “St. Louis signs Cesar Izturis, Cardinals better watch out for their Pujols”
  1. Ynot says:

    Too funny!!! (and disturbing too)

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