St. Louis signs Cesar Izturis, Cardinals better watch out for their Pujols
Posted by: Richie Rich in 2007 MLB, Cardinals, Cubs, MLB Weirdness
The Cardinals have signed shortstop Cezar Izturis. Albert Pujols and the Cardinals better watch their poo-holes.
The Cardinals’ dugout is no longer safe for Albert Pujols and other Cardinal sluggers after they hit any game-winning home runs. Why? Because as we know - Izturis will have something really special waiting for them back in the dugout.
Just like he did for Aramis Ramirez after a game-winning walk-off two-run Home Run on June 29, 2007 … when Izturis jammed his forearm into Ramirez’ taint. Here’s the video.
The Cubs went on a ten-game Home Run drought following that little escapade, and Ramirez didn’t hit another Home Run until after Izturis was traded to the Pirates on July 19, 2007.




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December 1st, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Too funny!!! (and disturbing too)