Home Run Derby

Everybody loves it when big fat guys take off their shirts and dance at baseball games. Remember the big Oriole Fan who was ridin’ dirty a few months ago?

But Colorado Rockies fans (and their ticket brokers) need to learn an important lesson of having a successful sports team. Sometimes you have to act like you’ve been there before.

The following video is proof that the Rockies had never been to a World Series. The Yankees or Cardinals wouldn’t do this …

That guy looks like a ridiculously flamboyant Morlock from the 1960 movie version of H.G Wells’ The Time Machine. Nothing sells overpriced World Series tickets like a dancing fat man in purple body paint and a diaper.

Great. I just gave a bunch of free advertising to a ticket broker. Oh well. Rockies fans probably need a ticket broker to attend weekend games at Coors after the little online ticket snafu earlier this week.

Can you imagine what Cub fans will be like if the Northsiders ever get back to the fall classic? God save us all.

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