Home Run Derby

So Mets fans are trying to cope with the Mets’ stunning late-season collapse. 

Yesterday, the New York Mets sent out an apology e-mail to fans (click the thumbnail to see it in its glory). 

If Mets Fans could have ripped it up, they would have.

In a stunning revelation, it seems that Mets-themed stuffed animals can’t seem to take the Mets’ epic choke job either. 

From a YouTube epitaph …

After the New York Mets blew the 2007 Season, Mets Bear killed himself.

He just couldn’t cope with the concept of being in first place for 160 games of 162, and still losing the NL East Title.

Here’s video of a despondent Mets Bear committing suicide …

Good God.  That was some little kid’s teddy bear. 

Damn you Mets!  Damn You to Hell!! 

In related news, Conan O’Brien isn’t helping matters, as he’s been lampooning Mr. Met so far this week with two bits … one with Mr. Met trying to commit suicide on Monday, and then last night Conan showed Mr. Met coming home to find his wife (Mrs. Met) in bed with the Phillie Phanatic.

We may have to put the Mets’ entire fan-base on suicide watch if the Yankees, Phillies, or Cubs win the World Series.

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