The Chicago Cubs - 99 Years

Ninety-Nine Years. It’s been 99 Years and two days since the Cubs won their last World Series in 1908.

If you are a Cub fan … you might want to consider not hitting play on this video.

For you Cardinals and White Sox fans … go for it.

Sung to Nena’s 99 Red Balloons …

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This guy put a lot of time, effort, and therapy into this song and slideshow. It’s really thorough.

Eric Cartman is waiting one more year for your tears, Cub fansAnd really painful.

If (when) the Cubs’ World Series futility calendar reaches 100 years, will Eric Cartman come out and lick the tears of infinite sorrow unfathomable sadness which will no doubt be shed by Cub fans?

Ballhype: hype it up!

BallHype: hype it up!

3 Responses to “99 Years of Cub Losses”
  1. The Nose says:

    Two points…

    1) The Cubs techincally have already guaranteed 100 years of failure as the 2008 World Series will be later in October than the 1908 World Series.

    2) Cartman licked the tears of unfathomable sadness, not infinite sorrow.

  2. Richie Rich says:

    Nose

    Sorry. I shouldn’t have screwed that up.

  3. Ragpicker says:

    I literally cried!

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