White Sox Interactive has found the Youppi! vs Ribbie and Roobarb battle and has started voting early and often for R&R … so let’s give Youppi’s old team another chance to move on in the brackets …

It’s a feathery battle of two 2nd to last place team mascots!

#1 The Parrot (Pittsburgh Pirates) vs. #8 Screech (Washington Nationals)

The Pirate ParrotScreech of the Washington Nationals

Pirate and a ParrotPirate Parrot

As far as I know, there are no parrots native to Southwestern Pennsylvania. However, there are Pirates. Pittsburgh Pirates. And where there are Pirates, there are Parrots.

Or at least that’s the logic the ballclub used when they came up with their mascot.

The Parrot prays for the Pirates

I like to point out the scrapes mascots get into, but no MLB Mascot has ever run “afowl” of the law as much as the Parrot. And that’s primarily for one incident – in June 1985, the (then) man behind the feathers admitted to helping to procure cocaine for some of the ballplayers. He allegedly smuggled it in the beak of the parrot.

He also got a one-game susension in 1987 when he threw a Nerf ball at first base umpire Fred Brocklander after he blew a call.

But they still love the Parrot in Pittsburgh …

The Parrot is apparently a Justice of the Peace

And he can dance on the dugout

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Bald EagleScreech

When the Expos packed up and left Canada, they took their sub-par baseball skills with them but left poor Youppi! behind.

But the ballclub still understood one of the cardinal rules of baseball – if you are going to suck, you’d better have a mascot. Enter Screech.

Screech lays aroundI’ll give Washington credit for the Bald Eagle – D.C. is the National capitol and the Bald Eagle is the National Bird … but that looks more like an Eaglet (a baby Eagle) instead of a full grown Ass-Kicking Symbol of the USA.

And why did they name it after Dustin Diamond’s character in Saved by the Bell? He’s the third D.C.-based sports club to have an Eagle mascot, with Talon (D.C. United) and SlapShot (Capitals) already in town.

Screech is apparently trying to clean up Washington D.C. – Good Luck with that.

Screech will clean up DC

And here Screech does his dugout routine …

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Voting is open until Friday, September 21 at midnight EDT.

Who is the better mascot - Stomper or TC Bear?

  • Stomper (Oakland A's) (71%)
  • TC Bear (Minnesota Twins) (29%)

Total Votes: 139

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4 Responses to “MLB Mascot Brackets – The Parrot vs Screech”
  1. ShaneRollins says:

    As someone who goes to Nats game on a regular basis, tonight in fact, I hate that F’N bird

  2. Tyler says:

    Woo Hoo! Go Pirate Parrot!!

    Screech is more like an Owl than an Eagle…

  3. Deaner says:

    Arrrgh! September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day and the Parrot will prevail!

  4. Birdzilla says:

    Those two birds can realy put on a good show cant they?

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